“Unless it comes unasked out of your / heart and your mind and your mouth / and your gut, / don’t do it.” — Bukowski

Chances are you’re writing your “next big thing” in some up-scale coffee-shop (while “instagramming” about it), and you want to write something that hits a nerve. That kind of nerve that attracts readers. Chances are, also, if you live somewhere in cosmopolitan Copenhagen you’ve sent me a message asking for advice. No need to write. Here are 14 lessons I adhere to – let’s get drunk and get inspired. Now.